December 7, 2006 on 12:53 pm | In Uncategorized | 2172 Comments

NOVEMBER’S CORRUPT BASTARD: Jerry Lewis of California’s 41st!!

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Jerry has been a Republican member of the US House of Representatives since 1979, “representing” the 41st District of California and he has sure impressed us here at the C.B.C.  Of course he was in bed with everyone’s favorite Corrupt Bastard , Jack Abramoff but there’s nothing unique about that among California’s republican members of Congress.  However, we LOVE what you have done as head of House Appropriations to benefit your friends at Copeland Lowery and the Cerberus Capital Management (Cereberus: a three-headed dog with a snake for the tail – that’s perfect!)  but we absolutely swoon when we hear about you dismissing 60 federal anti-corruption investigators recently; I mean who needs them wasting our tax dollars anyway eh Jerry?  Congrats your t-shirt is on the way!    - the C.B.C.

OCTOBER’S CORRUPT BASTARD: Ben Stevens, Alaska Senate President

October 31, 2006 on 4:44 pm | In Uncategorized | 2455 Comments

Congrats young Stevens!! You have been selected by our panel of expert judges as October’s Corrupt Bastard of the Month!! Your prize t-shirt is in the mail we hope you wear it with pride!

the C.B.C

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