Don Young
August 10, 2007 on 2:06 pm | In Corrupt Bastards ||
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Alaska\’s Representative Don Young who works tirelessly bastardizing his office on behalf of his corrupting influences, namely Big Oil, and Big Money of all stripes. Don doesn\’t restrict himself to Alaska however. Oh no, he\’s busily indulging in corruptions all over the place - even in far away Florida where he went to bat for a developer - in return for a sufficient contribution of course. I am amazed he sold out that deal for a mere $40,000 though. Of course Don has decades of experience in corruption which he hardly bothers to hide - until recently that is, when the feds suddenly, surprisingly, began cracking down on bastardy in Alaska. Now he\’s doing back flips to clean up his act, at least on the surface, to the point of even (gasp!) reimbursing the Pacific Seafood Processors Association for all the free crab they\’ve furnished for his \’crab feeds\’ over the years. But, he still hanging on to all that Jack Abramoff money though - too much to give back I suppose. Young is even making \’Corrupt Bastard\’ news on the international scene!: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i23070 |
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